Tuesday, March 29, 2016
better living through pharmaceuticals
The below pictorial describes my year, with improvement because of the migraine clinical trial. It was a Leap Year, so perhaps I could subtract one day. Plain and simple math, showing how much it sucks to be me. And that's just one of my problems. No wonder I'm fkn depressed.
Does this make me damaged goods? So damaged that no one would ever accept me, as is? I don't want to be frail and have to be accommodated for. I want to be stubborn and pretend I'm normal. But here it is, in glorious color, showing I am so far from normal. Is there a way to position this as a positive?
/sticks tongue out of the corner of my mouth and thinks hard
I have a Lamborghini brain, which requires Lamborghini maintenance and Lamborghini fuel. That sounded more positive, right? There's got to be a niche market somewhere for that. Who doesn't like a beat-up, broken, antique Lamborghini?