Happy Birthday to a great friend of mine!!
=)
Because I love her so much, I
braved the big bad stores with the nasty children and worse parents to buy
her a present. She is on a restrictive diet that allows no caffeine
yet she is a tea fanatic. I managed to find a bunch of fun flavors and
varieties of either caffeine-free tea or herbal infusions. Remind me
to never go to that store again on a Saturday. Oh the horror!!!
It was worth it though because she loved her present.
=)
And to add to my horror-filled day, she decided to celebrate with a
bowling/karaoke party --- as if one isn't white trash enough. And to
seal in the extra special white-trashness, she picked a
place down near Davie.
I think I heard more bad Tammy Wynette (is there any good Tammy Wynette?)
than I have in my entire life.
To make matters even better (she said facetiously), most of the people in
our party were on restrictive diets. Well, you know me, Miss
i-have-to-eat-every-3-hours. So, there I was, wolfing down a pizza in
front of people who can't eat pizza. That was so uncomfortable.
I did ask in advance. I wasn't sure which was ruder, eating in front
of them or leaving them to eat alone. I was told to act natural.
Sigh.
In case you're wondering, my friend is one of the classiest people I know
and so far removed from white trash that she finds it fascinating.
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