Nice way to start my day...
I had to take my main PC into the shop today, so I'm already bumming about losing my DSL. As I got dressed to leave, I decided to wear my brand spanking new sneakers so I could start breaking them in. Seemed like a smart move to begin wearing them on short excursions. It's not raining, so I wasn't afraid of muddying them at all.
I pop the trunk to my car before I pick up the PC to carry it out. As I'm carrying it out, I hear a LOUD crunch under my foot and 2 seconds later, my car alarm starts going crazy. The alarm is REALLY FUCKING LOUD, so I rush to put my PC down safely and find the alarm clicker to turn it off. The alarm is now off (no idea why it spontaneously combusted like that), so I pick up the PC to put it in the trunk. As I do this, I realize I twisted my back weird when rushing before and it hurts now. Gah!!! Sucks to be me! I close the trunk and am ready to go.
That's when I realize what that loud crunch was. I had stepped on a rather large snail (guess its morning sucked worse than mine). So, now my pretty new sneakers have gunk & gook on one of them. EWWWWWWW! I scrape as much as I can off on the grass and the street.
I'm off to the computer store. Yay! I get there and am holding my PC, when the owner looks at me, says hi, and then informs me that I have something on my jeans. Gulp. Turns out the rest of the snail guts shot up my leg. Nice! Hi, I'm Wendy, and I have snail ICK all over me. :-(
The jeans are in the washer as I type this (on my dial-up). I'm not brave enough to tackle my shoes yet. And, well, the front porch is just going to have to fend for itself.
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