Do not shriek at loud volume when one is not dressed for company.
I walked outside trying to inconspicuously get the mail. I got distracted looking to the side because I'm a nosy neighbor and saw a truck. When I turned back to the front, my nose was about six inches from a two foot long iguana. I screamed at loud decibels. He jumped off the ledge. I jumped back three feet. It was stressful for all involved.
All surrounding people immediately turned and saw my poor attire choices and messy hair.
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| Hiding in the bushes from the crazy lady |
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