I went to see my chiropractor this morning to see if he
could fix me. I did the whole
shebang while
I was there --- the hydro table, mini-massage from masseuse, adjustment,
mini-massage from Doc, neck traction, and some cool electronic zapper toy
that he uses on my ears and hands. It beeps when it hits high
electricity in the body; and the ears and hands are supposedly good
reflexology points. Somehow, I'm broken cuz it didn't beep when he ran
it over my hands. I thought he was fucking with me cuz he would run it
over his (which beeped fine) then mine (nothing). He swore he wasn't.
I guess I have none of my own electricity. Maybe that's why I always
get shocked?
He teased me on the cuteness of my ears. Wtf? That's almost a
new line except (believe it or not), I've actually heard that before. /rolls eyes
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