Wednesday, July 31, 2002

My fave yoga pose.
Yoga Journal : Poses

Tuesday, July 30, 2002

a different spin on religion.
Kissing Hank's Ass

and some funnies.
60 Second Sermons From Pastor Deacon Fred of Landover Baptist Church

Monday, July 29, 2002

 Commercials I Hate (original site)

 Commercials I Hate (revised site)

Sunday, July 28, 2002

Jelly Belly Flavor Selector

Blind Psychic Reads Butts -- The Learning Channel (TLC)

Friday, July 26, 2002

Oh, goody!  Garage Guy is coming back today.  Is quality that hard to find these days?  Or, are we one of those pain in the ass customers that companies dread getting?  ;-)

Saturday, July 27, 2002

 Galahad & I watched such a cute movie today, Amelie.   It was absolutely fabulous, darling!

Thursday, July 25, 2002

 Common Stalker Characteristics

Wednesday, July 24, 2002

I'm feeling better today but had been on the verge of panic the past 3 days. The CoQ10 was not working as well as it had originally, and my migraine kept coming back. Meanwhile, I knew there was a major weather front moving through, so I'm sure that's what triggered it. Who knows how bad I would have been without the CoQ10? OMG, I'm rationalizing! Laugh. Anyway, I'm feeling hopeful that I won't need any Excedrin today (or anything stronger for that matter).

My lizard friend came back today. :) So, of course, I did research and found out that he's a Cuban Knight Anole.

Tuesday, July 23, 2002

Yesterday, I had to go back to the doctor and get some more skin "treated."  Hahaha, the nice way of saying removed. 

Monday, July 22, 2002

We had a GIANT lizard friend visit us yesterday.  Laugh, okay maybe he wasn't a GIANT, but he was very LARGE.  He crawled up onto my office window and looked inside at me.  He was bright green and holding onto the glass.  Fascinating!

Sunday, July 21, 2002

That was a fucked up movie.  I asked Galahad to rent Monsters, Inc., and apparently I caught him at a busy time, so he remembered only the monster part of it.  You guessed it, he got Monsters Ball.  I suppose it was good, but I really just wanted to be lightly amused by cartoons not get thrown into an emotional maelstrom.

Saturday, July 20, 2002

Today was my mother's birthday.  Happy Birthday, Mom!

Friday, July 19, 2002

The stress migraine that I didn't get yesterday attacked me in the form of a giant subterranean zit on my chin.  No, I'm not complaining.  I'd rather have a subterranean zit than a raging migraine all day long.  [See how bad they were?]

Thursday, July 18, 2002

OMFG, a day from maybe just the top layer of hell.  I had 6 scheduled conference calls (every hour on the hour) today plus assorted other ones that I needed to make.  And what happens?  It's Tree Guy Day.  Like 2 days of Garage Guy wasn't enough for my week.   Just what I needed was a chainsaw outside my window while I'm talking on the fucking phone all day.  And when Chainsaw Guy is done, now Snowblower Guy is here.  Whatever happened to a rake?   And, how did I just buy a new phone without a mute button?

Did I mention that my toilet suddenly decided not to shut off?   That was fun also, trying to shut off the main valve while hoping the noise wasn't carrying through.

Fortunately, it started lightning so the Tree Guys had to take a break.  Unfortunately, I think the lightning hit someone about 20 miles south.  Actually, the way I read the article, he wasn't hit (it hit near him) yet he was in serious condition at the hospital.  Would someone mind explaining that phenomenon to me?  I'm guessing it has to do with the physics of how (lightning?) particles travel through the air, but I'm kind of hazy on the specifics.

I do need to remark here that I should have had a blazing migraine from the stress I put myself through, yet thanks to the amazing healing properties of Coenzyme Q10, one Excedrin was all I needed to stifle the pain.  So, as you might surmise, the Great CoQ10 Experiment is a success!  Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!  Over 25 years of hell in my head may now be a corpse from my past. I'm kind of holding my breath, thinking I will wake up from some fabulous dream that suddenly cured my migraines.

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

Update:  Garage door won't close now.  How fucking nice!  Nice (older) Garage Guy came back and fixed it.

Tuesday, July 16, 2002

Bummer.  We had to replace our wooden garage door today with a metal one sans windows.  :(
It won't rot out every 3 years, but it doesn't have the same character that the old one had.
I got owned by mosquitoes while supervising Garage Guy.  Fuxx0rs!

Monday, July 15, 2002

   cat-proof your computer

Sunday, July 14, 2002

  See where you live via satellite photography

Saturday, July 13, 2002

 Human For Sale -  How much are you worth?

Friday, July 12, 2002

   Everybody to the Limit music video

Thursday, July 11, 2002

OMG, I changed my hair color pretty drastically.  I now have blond streaks running through my brown & red hair.  Lol, I scare myself every time I look in the mirror.  Not in a bad way, but just in a who is this stranger in my bathroom kind of way.

Wednesday, July 10, 2002

  The Zodiac - Astrological Profiles

Tuesday, July 9, 2002

   Knowing Jack

Monday, July 8, 2002

Mint Julep Ceremony

Sunday, July 7, 2002

  QUIZ: Are you a cheapskate?

Saturday, July 6, 2002

Broken Saints

Friday, July 5, 2002

 The radioactive boy scout: when a teenager attempts to build a breeder reactor.

Thursday, July 4, 2002

Happy Independence Day!

Wednesday, July 3, 2002

  A Woman’s Guide on How to Pee Standing

Tuesday, July 2, 2002

  First Solo Round the World Balloon Flight

Monday, July 1, 2002

Back to the doctor to get more pieces of my traitorous flesh frozen or sliced off.  :(